ephemera and such

love letters to san francisco & beyond

Lost in New York? The streets are numbered! How’d you get lost in New York? I know it’s kind of stupid to complain about a movie that came out 17 years ago, but I wasn’t a comedian back then, so I have to do it now. I wish I’d been. I wish I’d been a Def Jam comic when that movie came out. I would have torn it to pieces

this is my favorite thing. 

(Source: cleanwhitekeds, via thechocolatebrigade)


Life Lessons From Killer Mike

One time, at a hippity hop music show, a white boy knocked over my drink (because he was running around like a child in a toy store) and just shrugged and kept doing his thing. Righ after I’d bought a new drink Killer Mike bumped into me (people bump into/knock over short girls at hip hop shows all the time and it’s terrible!) and spilled my drink and proceeded to apologize a whole bunch and then bought me another one. +1 for Killer Mike, -10 for that white boy with no home training.

(Source: opencult, via ladymisskate)